Random thoughts
Why are people so afraid of small pox? Is'nt big pox deadlier?
What the fuck does w.t.f. mean?
eagles may fly high, but at least weasles dont get caught in jet engines.
isn't lazyness just the act of taking a break before you get tired?
you never realize how much a car shakes when it's driving until you really have to
pee.
why do people say, "as cute as a button?" since when are buttons cute?
birthdays are like baths; you have one once a year wether you need it or not.
